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مطالب طنز و خنده دار شبکه های اجتماعی بهمن ماه ۹۴

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مطالب طنز و خنده دار شبکه های اجتماعی بهمن ماه ۹۴

 

سعی داریم در این سری مطالب گزیده ای از این نوشته ها را در اختیار شما قرار دهیم که امیدواریم مورد استقبال شما عزیزان قرار گیرد.

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۱٫ دیدی جواب بعضیا رو میدی چیزی برای گفتن ندارن هی میگن “باشه تو خوبی؟” اینارو باید ببندی کف خیابون ۳ بار با نیسان از روشون رد شی.

 

۲٫ ١‏- انكار
٢- خشم
٣- غم
٤- پذيرش

مراحل بيدار شدن و بيرون اومدن از زير پتو هستن.

 

۳٫ یه بار یه نامه ی سرگشاده به یکی نوشتم. سرشو خیلی گشاد گذاشتم همه حرفام تو مسیر ریخته بود پیام خالی رسیده بود بهش.

 

۴٫ فدراسیون فوتبال از برنامه ریزی فقط اون قسمتشو خوب یاد گرفته که اذان مغرب بیفته بین دو نیمه.

 

۵٫ خوب شد تو بیوی اینستاتون نوشتین photos taken by me وگرنه ما فکر میکنیم هیروکی فوکودا عکساتونو میگیره.

 

۶٫ یکی از اثرات منفی برداشتن تحریم ها صدور مجوز اوباما برای فروش هواپیما به ایران بود، لامصب هیجان مسافرت با هواپیما رو از بین برد.

 

۷٫ قدر خوش خنده ها رو بدونید اینها نمونه های در حال انقراض هستن تو دنیای آدمهای عبوس و اخمو.

 

۸٫ سریال پاورچین رو میبینی بعد که در حاشیه رو میبینی دلت میگیره چقد اینا پیر شدن چقد زمان زود میگذره.

 

۹٫ میری فست فود گاهی وقتها اندازه زمان جا افتادن قرمه سبزی معطل میکنن.

 

۱۰٫ برای کشتن یک زن نیاز نیست ترکش کنی یا رویا هایش را بدزدی… شاهرگشو بزنی کافیه.

 

۱۱٫ اگه کسی ازتون پرسید چرا عروسی نمیکنی جواب بدین چرا اتفاقا دو ماه دیگه عروسیمه. بعد داد بزنین ماماااان مگه اینارو دعوت نکردی؟

 

۱۲٫ دوران مهد کودک یه دوست داشتم اسمش نهال بود، الان دیگه فکر کنم درخت تنومندی شده باشه واسه خودش.

 

۱۳٫ یه بار دوتا مسافر زدم جلوییه پیاده شد، راه افتادم ۵ دقه بعد تو آینه نگا کردم دیدم عقبیه نیست. بنده خدا میخاسته بیاد جلو بشینه. کرایش هم داده بود.

 

۱۴٫ بخواهم خلاصه بگویم او برای من Chrome است، من برای او Internet Explorer.

 

۱۵٫ دختره تو بی آر تی نشسته داره کتاب میخونه حتما سطح فرهنگشو بالا ببره. برا همین بلند نمیشه خانومه که بچه نی نی بغلشه چادرم سرش داره بشینه!

 

۱۶٫ اعصاب خوردی کرگدنا کاملا قابل توجیهِ. شما فک کن به غذات نگاه کنی کوه ببینی، حتی بخوای به دریا نگاه کنی کوه وسطش باشه، تلویزیونم همینطور.

 

۱۷٫ اینا هستن تو فیلما به نشونه اعتراض سر میز بلند میشن، اینا بعدش گرسنه نمیشن؟ من چند بار امتحان کردم ولی هر بار از کرده خودم پشیمون شدم.

 

۱۸٫ حافظ هر وقت از یه حرفی خندش میگرفته میگفته: ساقیا لطف نمودی، دهنت سرویس باد.

 

۱۹٫ ماهی یک بار یه چیزی رو هم با موتور جستجوی یاهو سرچ کنید. ادمین و بچه‌های شبکه‌شون کلی خوشحال میشن.

 

۲۰٫ ما كه به زبون خوش از قنداق تا كفن رو از چين داشتيم مياورديم، رييس جمهورشون اومد چيو امضا كرد؟ نکنه ما رو هم فروختن به چین؟

 

۲۱٫ کولر آبیه دلش گرفته بوده. رو میکنه به کولر گازی و میگه با من دوست میشی؟ کولر گازی میگه: خواهشا منُ درگیر روابط پوشالی نکن.

 

۲۲٫ امشب شب مهتابه حبیبم رو میخوام. حبیبم اگر خوابه سعیدم، مجیدم، نویدم، حمیدم، وحیدم و امیدم رو میخوام.

 

۲۳٫ گارسون :  چی بیارم واستون؟

– نمیدونم یه چی که لایکش تو اینستاگرام بیشتر باشه، مزش مهم نیست.

 

۲۴٫ ‏من یه فیلم از زمان رضا شاه دیدم اونجا هم یارو میگفت دوره مرام و معرفت تموم شده. فک کنم کلا مرام و معرفت سرکاریه. یکی از قدیم اسکل کرده آدمارو.

 

۲۵٫ ‏یکی از باگ های بدن انسان نداشتن دکمه‌ی ولوم کنار گوش جهت تنظیم میزان صدای ورودی می‌باشد.

 

۲۶٫ شازده کوچولو گفت: چرا توی شبکه های اجتماعی دست از سر ما برنمیدارن؟

روباه گفت: چون فقط همین یه کتاب رو خوندن.

 

۲۷٫ حتی تو کیف یا جیبت هیچی ام نداشته باشی وقتی که مامانت دست میکنه توش، دچار استرس و تشنج و تب ۴۰ درجه میشی.

 

۲۸٫ از همه بانکای شهر بیزارم، چون تو همه شون یه حساب ده هزارتومنی دارم.

 

۲۹٫ متاسفانه تو این جامعه تنها قشری که دارن کارشونو درست انجام میدن مراقبای امتحانای منه.

 

۳۰٫ دوست معمولی = کسی که خیلی خوبه ها، ولی ماشین و پولِ زیاد نداره.

 

۳۱٫ من تا دو سال پیش یه مرداد ماهیِ مغرور بودم، تا اینکه فهمیدم آبان به دنیا اومدم تو شناسنامه مرداد زدن، الان دو ساله شدم یه آبان ماهیِ با احساس.

 

۳۲٫ ولی کسی که هنوز تو سال ۲۰۱۶ اصرار داره ریش پرفسوری بذاره رو باید دست و پاش ببندی و به زور یک کیف کمری موبایل به کمربندش وصل کنی و ولش کنی.

 

۳۳٫ در انتخابات به كدامیک از جناح های سیاسی رای می دهید؟
۱) اصولگرایان
۲) اسولگرایان
۳) اثولگرایان
۴) عصولگرایان
۵) عسولگرایان
۶) عثولگرایان

 

۳۴٫ ﻋﺰﯾﺰﻡ، ﺑﺮﮔﺮﺩ ﺳﺮ ﺯﻧﺪﮔﯿﺖ. من ﺳﺎﻣﯽ ﺑﯿﮕﯽ ﻧﯿﺴﺘﻢ ﺑﮕﻢ “ﻫﯿﭽﯽ ﻧﻤﯿﻔﻬﻤﻢ ﻓﻘﻂ ﻣﯿﺨﻮﺍﻡ ﺑﺎﺷﯽ”، من ﻃﻮﺭﯼ ﻣﯿﺰﻧﻤﺖ ﺍﺯ ﻭﺳﻂ ﺗﺎﺷﯽ به موزائیک بگی کاشی.

 

۳۵٫ دقت کردین ﺁﺩﻡ ﺑﺪﺍﯼ ﻓﯿﻠﻤﺎ ﻭ ﺳﺮﯾﺎﻻﯼ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻧﯽ ﺣﺘﻤﺎ ﺗﻮ ﯾﻪ ﺻﺤﻨﻪ ﺑﺎ ﺣﻮﻟﻪ ﺍﺯ ﺣﻤﻮﻡ ﻣﯿﺎﻥ ﺑﯿﺮﻭﻥ؟

 

۳۶٫ ﺳﺮﯾﺎﻝﻫﺎﯼ ﺍﯾﺮﺍﻧﯽ ﺗﻨﻬﺎ ﺟﺎﯾﯿﻪ ﮐﻪ ﻫﻨﻮﺯ ﺩﺧﺘﺮﺍ ﺧﻮﺍﺳﺘﮕﺎﺭ ﺩﺍﺭﻥ.

 

۳۷٫ جایزه معروفترین تیکه کلام واسه پیچوندن تعلق میگیره به جمله ی: “بزار ببینم چی میشه”.

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