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جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین ۲۰۱۶

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین ۲۰۱۶

 

اگه امسال ولنتاین کسیو ندارین
من صرفا جهت ثواب پذیرای کادوهای شما هستم
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کور شم اگه جز ثواب نیت
دیگه ای داشته باشم

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

دوست پسرم گف یا سوسکارو بخور یا کات کنیم
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فکر کرده میتونه ولنتاین و بپیچونه.
فقط یه کم تلخ بود همین

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

ﻧﺎﻣﻮﺳﻦ ﺩﯾﺸﺐ ﺧﺪﺍ بهم ﺭﺣﻢ ﮐﺮﺩ
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ﻧﺰﺩﯾﮏ ﺑﻮﺩ ﺑﺎ ﯾﮑﯽ ﺩﻭﺱ ﺷﻢ،
ﺍﺻﻦ ﺣﻮﺍﺳﻤﻢ به ولنتاین ﻧﺒﻮﺩ

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

ولنتاین مالِ جوجه هاست
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یه عقاب همیشه تنهاســــــــــت
آره اینجوریاست!
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الکی مثلا دارم به خودم دلداری میدم.

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

اینم شماره‌ی من
داشته باشین لازمتون میشه
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۴۳
شماره‌ی کفشمه
واسه ولنتاین
فقط بیزحمت adidas یا nike باشه

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

الهی روز ولنتاین در سراسر کشور
برف شدید…
تگرگ…
سیل…
و زلزله
بیاد تا این دختر پسرا نرن بیرون به هم کادو بدن….
والا ….
حسود نیستمااااا فقط دلم بلاهای طبیعی میخواد هوس کردم میفهمی؟

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

آب دستت بزار زمین بزن تو گوش دوست دخترت
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ولنتاین نزدیکه

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

به دوس دخترم گفتم یا کچل کن یا تموم
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الان یکم شبیه عمو جانی شده ازش میترسم
اینا واسه ولنتاین هرکاری میکنن

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

این ولنتاین هم نمیاد رد بشه بره، بریم آشتی کنیم…
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پوسیدیم از تنهایی…

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

دوستان توجه داشته باشید من بخاطر ولنتاین دو هفته ای نیستم میرم آرژانتین !!!
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اگر کسی کاری داشت بیاد ضلع غربی میدان آرژانتین اونجا خرس بساط کردم…

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

الان نصف دخترای کشورمون دارن به این فکر میکنن هدیه تولد ولنتاین دوست پسرشونو
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کجا قایم کنن تا لو نرن !

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

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ولنتاین از من کادو نخواین
من خودم هدیه الهی ام
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اینجوری نگا نکنید خدا قهرش میگیره..

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

فقط کافیه ولنتاین تموم شه بعد یکی بیاد بگه عاشقتم…
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خدا شاهده طوری میزنمش جسدش بشه اعلامیش

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

زن باس وسط سریال مورد علاقش یهو بزنه شبکه ورزش بگه عشقم
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فوتبالت شروع شد
ولنتاین نزدیکه ها جهنم و ضرر تحمل کنین

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

به سلامتی اون پسرایی که برا روز ولنتاین باید یه گونی عروسک بخرن
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حالا به سلامتی اون دخترایی که توی این روز نمیدونن سر کدوم قرار برن
ما هم که کلاً نمیدونیم ولنتاین چیه

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

یکم نگام کن
قشنگ دقت کنا
بیشتر
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قیافه من شبیه کسی نیست که قراره ولنتاین واسش کادو بخری؟؟؟

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

دارم پولامو جمع میکنم تا واسه خودم ولنتاین کادو بگیرم!!
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چیه تنها ندیدی؟؟
بدبخت ندیدی؟؟
بیکس ندیدی؟؟
فقط نمی دونم چی بگیرم خوشم بیاد.

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

“از الان گفته باشم”
هپی ولنتاین و درد
هپی ولنتاین و کوفت
هپی ولنتاین و زهرمار
خودشون دوس دختر و دوس پسر دارن فک میکنن ماهم از اوناشیم!
به من خواستین تبریک بگین ۲۲ بهمن رو تبریک بگین!

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

ولنتاین چیست ؟
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دادن یک خرس کوچک به یک خرس گنده !

 

جوک های خنده دار ولنتاین 2016

 

ﺍگه ﺗﺎ ولنتاین ﻳــــﻪ ﻣﺨﺎﻃﺐ ﺧﺎﺹ ﺑﺮﺍﻡ ﭘﻴﺪا شد كه شد !!!!
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ﺍﮔﺮ ﻛﻪ ﻧــــــــــﻪ ؛
ﺍﻳﻨﻘﺪﺭ ﭘﺴﺖ ﻏﻤﮕﻴﻦ ﻣﻴﺰﺍﺭﻡ ﻛﻪ همتون ﺧﻮﻥ ﮔﺮﻳﻪ ﻛﻨﻴﻦ!
اینجارو میکنم قبرستون …
حالا خود دانید دا !!!

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  78. I spotted the suffixes at 11:55 today. Recognizing that most countries have demonyms with one of the five, I looked for a country that DIDN’T. The first one I found was Madagascar, with the lovely demonym Malagasy. Nice month, Matt-one of the best yet.EDIT: Tanzania was tempting, Matt — you can find it complete in the grid, boggle-style, starting with the T of ATH.

  79. mmang boring pun cite indon, dah la merepek, sng cite aku dah x buka pun tv3, x abis2 dgn cite indon, cam sampah. aku sokong-sokong. buat pembaharuan tv3. byk lagi cite negara lain. ape slhye letak CSI ke. biar org malaysia blaja. haha, blaja bhasa inggeris, blaja sains sekali. kan ok

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  86. Thanks for introducing a little rationality into this debate.

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  100. Didn’t this so-called group of Republicans support Corzine’s 800% Toll Hike and highway sale? Can you imagine what that would have meant if our roads were actually sold to a bunch of bankrupt Wall Street con artists?

  101. As I see “All is not well in Zion”. The topics should be we will soon have a black president(that’s OK). We will move to Socialism. To save the country, the Defense budget will be cut by more than half, the Welfare budget will more than double. Countries we have looked down on,(Russia, China, Iran), will double in their power. Mormon Republicans will find themselves on the wrong side of history.Again, I think these should be the topics, they may not be the future.

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  105. The military don’t start wars. Politicians start wars. – William Westmoreland.funny thing is…black pyjama…kaftan…black suits…never ever could tell…who was exactly what…my time has come and gone….it all seems to me,to been a waste of time…should have rooted myself silly…had multiple children…and sucked on the public teat ..Silly me.

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